I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?